Guess what? I still like the Sean Burnett signing. Although, I’m going to feel a lot less dumb about it if he doesn’t actually contribute in 2014. So, Sean, if you wouldn’t mind, get healthy and stay that way. Please.
Greatest. Pitching. Name. Ever. Mike Monster. That is just…perfect. Unless of course he is more of a cuddly monster. Then, well, it kind of loses its bite.
Still don’t like it. Nope. Not even a little. OK, maybe I like it a little. But it is going to be a real bummer if Jerry Dipoto isn’t able to acquire some kind of pitching through a trade this winter. David Freese at third base is nice, but anything other than Joe Blanton on the mound would be a heck of a lot better.
Just in case you felt a little twinge of support for the Boston Red Sox during the World Series, here is a really good reason to continue not liking them. They signed A.J. Pierzynski yesterday. I rest my case.
Not only is he the best player in baseball, but now Mike Trout will have the best bobblehead in baseball. Also, I heard a small rumor that the Josh Hamilton bobblehead includes a free tattoo and a free pass to watch the “juicing lady” at three o’clock in the morning. Just a rumor, though. Probably nothing.