MJ LloydMJ Lloyd

You may remember MJ from such websites as MonkeysThrowingDarts.com or OffBasePercentage.com which included his groundbreaking work on the Lingerie Football League and reasons why America is fat. You're welcome. Experienced drinker of adult beverages.

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Mike Trout Has Come For Your Records

It’s getting hard to keep up with the assault Mike Trout has put on Major League Baseball. Despite my pleas and baskets of Edible Arrangements, the fine folks at Baseball-Reference refuse to build…Read More

Fun With WAR: Mike Trout vs Miguel Cabrera

I realize WAR (wins above replacement) isn’t for everybody and is widely considered a nerdy, sabermetric crutch. While most of the stat geeks will tell you WAR isn’t the be-all, end-all metric,…Read More

Zack Greinke Is Getting Expensive

Zack Greinke was already scheduled to be the top free agent pitcher in this offseason’s Hot Stove league before he got into a groove. After Cole Hamels re-upped with the Phillies for six-years…Read More

Mike Trout’s Pink Teddy Bear

If you see Mike Trout gallivanting around Orange County with a big, pink teddy bear, it’s not an homage to the pink bear in Breaking Bad nor is it his beloved binky from when he was four. It’s…Read More

Ervin Santana Dazzles On Eight Days Rest

Please take a seat and make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position. What I’m about to tell you may cause light-headedness and, in some cases, whiplash. Ervin Santana is pitching really…Read More

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Ernesto Frieri Serves Up Another Loss

Ernesto Frieri has sunk the Angels battleship. Entering the top of the ninth inning in a 1-1 game against…Read More

Mike Trout Drinks SuperDrink

Wanna be like Mike? Too bad. He’s 21-years-old and the best player in Major League Baseball. Sure,…Read More

Jered Weaver Wins 100

After a zany eight run fourth inning in which Yakety Sax must have been playing in the background, Jered…Read More

Has Kevin Jepsen Turned The Corner?

Or maybe I should be asking if Kevin Jepsen has turned the corner again. It sure looked like Jepsen…Read More

Happy Birthday Dan Haren

Dan Haren had an okay pre-birthday outing on Sunday against the Royals. He only went 5.2 innings allowing…Read More

The Angels Cash Commitments

Big spenders during Hot Stove 2011, it’s no surprise that the Angels finished in the top five of…Read More

CJ Cron Is Racking Up The RBI

Angels 2011 first round draftee CJ Cron is close to setting a totally meaningless franchise record. The…Read More

Angels Uniforms Ranked 13th

Uni Watch of ESPN released their MLB Power Rankings a few days ago and the Halos finished in the top…Read More

Could Vernon Wells For John Lackey Work?

I love some good unfounded rumors. I mean, that’s what Twitter is for, right? Let’s take…Read More

The Mike Trout Show

The Angels are limping to the end of the season. August has not been kind to the Halos as they’re…Read More

Vernon Wells Adjusts To Life On The Bench

After being activated from the DL, Vernon Wells has had to come to terms with being primarily a bench…Read More

The Dog Days Of August

For the Angels, more like doggin’ it days of August. Amirite? While July ended with the Halos taking…Read More

C.J. Wilson Isn’t Worried About His Hand

C.J. Wilson left Monday night’s game after trying to barehand a ball hit by Lou Marson. Wilson…Read More

Angels Sign Tony Pena

So, it’s come to this. The Angels signed Tony Pena to an undisclosed contract and it isn’t…Read More

How Good Is Jered Weaver?

Jered Weaver is the Angels ace. He finished second is the AL Cy Young in 2011 and fifth in 2010. The…Read More