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Mike Trout Drinks SuperDrink

Wanna be like Mike? Too bad. He’s 21-years-old and the best player in Major League Baseball. Sure, maybe when you were 21, you were the reigning beer pong champion at your community college. But…Read More

Angels Uniforms Ranked 13th

Uni Watch of ESPN released their MLB Power Rankings a few days ago and the Halos finished in the top half of the league. Coming in at 13 isn’t a bad ranking but it’s unclear if they took into…Read More

The Orem Owlz Mascots Are Pregnant

Minor League baseball. Home of Thirsty Thursdays, 5/3 pound burgers stuffed with chili and Fritos and the most ridiculous giveaways and stunts. The Angels rookie affiliate in Orem is no different. Apparently,…Read More

A Look At The Angels 2012 Draft

The Angels draft room was filled with naps during the first two rounds of the 2012 MLB Rule 4 draft. And sandwiches. Naps and sandwiches. The Halos didn’t get to make a selection until 114 in the…Read More

Vlad Guerrero Not Charged In Disco Attack

Fight Club Discotheque is the name of my punk garage band. I play the keytar. Vladimir Guerrero is still looking for a team to play for in 2012. And trouble. He found the latter a few nights ago at…Read More

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Happy Birthday Brandon Wood

Richard Brandon Wood was born on March 2, 1985 in Austin, Texas. Wow, Wood is already 27-years-old.…Read More

Happy Birthday J.T. Snow

It’s about time I share a story with you, my Halo Hangouters. See, I’m not from Southern…Read More

Disposable Income: Angels Ebay Items

In this current economic wonderland we’re all enjoying, it’s hard to decide where to throw…Read More

From Zooey Deschanel to the Angels to Ron Swanson

In 2010, ESPN aired a series of Sunday Night Baseball commercials featuring actor Adam Scott. “Are…Read More

Happy Birthday Rickey Henderson

If I’m not mistaken, December 25 is the day that friends and family gather together to celebrate…Read More

The “Machine Burger” Is Intense, Fattening

If you didn’t follow my highly acclaimed, low ratings series “You’re Fat America”…Read More

Torii Hunter And Logan Morrison Battle On Twitter For C.J. Wilson

The bidding war for free agent pitcher C.J. Wilson has boiled down to the Angels and the Marlins. The…Read More