-USA TODAY Sports
It has been a relatively quiet day in Florida; there were a few free agent signings and a few smaller trades, and a few more commentators offered their two cents on yesterday’s Mark Trumbo deal, but otherwise not a whole lot of movement… at least that is what the mainstream media would have you believe. Out of the spotlight, some very significant events transpired.
Update: “Choo, Cruz, Santana take break from video games, begin updating resumes for non-baseball jobs.”
Update: “Morales continues playing ‘Epic Mickey 2’ while others apply to Starbucks, The Gap, and The Cheesecake Factory.”
Update: “Video Game Crew skeptical of getting contract offers; schedule interviews for other jobs.”
“League anxiously awaits final decisions regarding posting of Masahiro Tanaka.”
Update: “Several team owners caught on ‘Pawn Stars’ cameras hocking World Series rings to fund Tanaka bids.”
Update: “Team owner meets with lawyer, writes children out of will to fund Tanaka bid.”