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It’s the middle of December and I am doing my best Rogers Hornsby impersonation while staring at a snow covered backyard. The hot stove has cooled down to the point where you can rest your hand on it without the fear of being burned. The only real notable Angels news came earlier this week when the Angels signed an old codger Raul Ibanez to a one-year deal.

So, let’s use GIF’s to illustrate boredom.

Chewing sunflower seeds would be a far more gratifying exercise than what I am currently engaging in. Regardless of Chipper Jones‘ expression. And it would keep me from falling asleep at the keyboard like…

Yup.

I have taken up a new hobby. One that utilizes a toothbrush to its fullest capability. Then I found out that John Cusack beat me to the punch.

Seriously, that guy is two steps ahead of everyone.

I have watched this video 73 times.

Times are tough people.

But, we can get through this together. As a team. And if not, well…

Its only 50 or so more days until pitchers and catchers report. Hurry back, baseball. Please, hurry back.

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